I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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