I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
