There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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