don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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