check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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