Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i drank out of a bidet.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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