Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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