what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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