I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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