you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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