just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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