She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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