Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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