Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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