Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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