I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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