is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You dont lie about slip and slides
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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