im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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