The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
