So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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