He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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