Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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