and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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