I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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