You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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