Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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