She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You ruined the universe
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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