she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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