Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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