Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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