Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
i out mim tonsoeep
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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