I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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