don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Last time i carry you out of a forest
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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