the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
