Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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