You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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