i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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