guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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