Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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