She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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