i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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