This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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