If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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