And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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