a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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