She announced her abortion via fbk
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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