Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
third nipple confirmed
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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