Your tits are I can't wait for
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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