I just pynch a tree in the face
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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