either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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