Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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