All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Randomize
